Why Is Daddy Crying Beard

Have you heard of www.whyisdaddycrying.com? Well you have now, because this guy just had the balls to #proveit (meaning had one of his minions send us a twitpic upon request, which triggered a twitter scuffle involving the phrases"boy with chin-pubes" and "beard above ass crack")

ANYway, this father of two is evidently continuously immersed in insanity out there in the familial and overarching suburban 'weeds' day in day out (that is from what we can gather from his site thus far... anyone that describes children as his “fuck-trophies” seems like a great follow, no?).

Either way, here is to your version of #proveit, sir... and while the beard's origin is sad -- started upon loss of job (ouch) -- the fact that you promised and committed to keep it (trimmed) once you finally get a new job or at least an interview is a hairy, selfless and honorable act.

Consider this your salute and a good luck charm, cheers.

Update on Jan 22, 2010 at 1:03PM by Buildabeard

It's been almost a month since we've checked in with our www.whyisdaddycrying.com #proveit candidate, but here's the long awaited update. Also, let this be a lesson to all you #proveit family members of B-A-B... we will follow up, follow through, and make sure you never shave... beware, you heard it here first. Don't make us cut out out of the will...

Anyway, back to the matter at hand... here's the 6 week worth of growth that @WhyIsDaddyCryin has presented us with last night. Congrats man, looking good, and look at it this way... beards are yet another thing to keep the kids hands busy so that they don't draw on the walls, or shove an ice-cream sandwich into your x-box... y'know, gotta keep those "Fuck Trophies" in check.

Consider yourself proven!