A #proveit Eulogy

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here right now to commemorate a beard that was... we are not sure of it's age, or the time of the slaying, but we do know this, it was a good beard, a beard we would wish upon our friends.

How could this have happened? Who is the culprit?!

Well, observe exhibit a) Before and b) After (this wording even impressed me btw), and we find our prime suspect, Darren Wells, Deputy Editor of HYPER Magazine, and incriminate him for this beardecide... he's confession, or exhibit C (!), can be found here.

You have to ask yourself Darren Wells, Deputy Editor of HYPER Magazine, do you think you made the right decision? We know what we think (we think), and the beardnation is awaiting your next move...

Comments

[Glen Downey]

As a friend and colleague of Darren's beard I was distraught to learn of its demise upon our return to the office after xmas break.
Darren remains surprisingly upbeat, but I suspect the full gravity of the situation has yet to sink in.
RIP Darren's beard, we will never forget.