Trying Harder To Score Chicks & The Mustache

Ever since Rushmore, I have adored Jason Schwartzman, but this adoration increased ten fold when I caught him on Jimmy Kimmel Live! rocking a sweet 'stache.  

The reasoning for it?  

"I have this mustache, and the reason I have this mustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache.  Growing up, it embarrassed me.  I'm expecting a child in December... I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos…my boy or girl, whatever it is ... they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child."

Whatever the reasoning, Jason, you look sophisticated & saucy.