Don't Buy A Beard on Halloween

When searching for Halloween costumes this year, feel free to dress up as your favorite celeb or cult film character, but PLEASE don't buy a beard.  There is nothing more pathetic than announcing to the world that you're too lazy to grow one yourself.  If you're incapable of growing a beard, again, don't highlight that fact.  

Save your dignity -  pick a costume from The Jersey Shore or become a Tiger Booty Buddy.  

Examples of FAIL

• World's Longest Beard 
• Lumberjack Mask 
• Child's Grey Beard 
• Biblical Beard 
• Lord of Rings Gandalf Wig & Beard Set 

 

Comments

[MISTURSUNSHINE]

but what if i wanna be jack passion but sadly am a female? D: